It's Christmas day and this is all I...
Royston and Rachel were both surprised by my early arrival last week and Johns 25th was a big...
Dec 25th
Dec 16th
I hate to put it so bluntly,
but Megan Asha is a terrible writer.
Dec 16th
The first day of my holidays.
I’ve been preparing for my long journey tomorrow, it’ll be the first major road trip...
Dec 16th
car wreck
alaskanfever: got into one today. literally. the metaphor of my life turned into something...
Dec 15th
Is a snuggie just a dressing gown you...
Dec 13th
Uhhh
webelonginthesea: You ever end up with an artist on your ipod, but have no clue who they are and...
Dec 13th
Here's something I hate about Christmas.
Paper crowns. What the fuck? Why do we wear these stupid fucking things? Cards too, I fucking...
Dec 11th
This happens a lot.
Internet: We're sorry, videos are not available in your country.Me (in very slow, stretched words): Oh you cunt.
Dec 10th
Have you ever sneezed so hard that some...
It’s unpleasant.
Dec 10th
It’s a bit fucking misty outside.
Dec 10th
Replacing Actual Content On Your Blog In...
(via itsforpoorpeople) Very much so.
Dec 8th
I just had a thought as I slid into bed....
Wouldn’t an electric matress be better than an electric blanket?
Dec 8th
So, how was your day?
Mine was fine, nothing particularly eventful or remarkable until I got home and inherited 30 grand. ...
Dec 7th
Is this hat a good look for me, or would I need to be...
Dec 6th
Smile Friday - I just became my mothers chauffeur and a gay...
Dec 4th
Yesterday I saw a kid cycling to school...
For a second I thought it was strange but after a bit of consideration I had to admit that it was...
Dec 2nd
Watch
John Travolta in Battlefield Earth.
I’ve had this stuck in my head for two days now. ...
Dec 1st