Everything worth hearing about, seeing or even having any idea of will be reported here, exclusively, by me, for you, and no one else, in the world, ever. All other blogs and articles regarding the Olympics will be utter drivel and none of them will interest you or have any relevance in your life. You WILL fell national pride reading the articles soon to be here. Your heart will pump pure adrenaline and your tear ducts will immediately gush upon every meaningful victory from an athlete from your country.
Welcome to the Official Blog of the London Olympic Games. You will be affected.
A camera or phone has a Kinect-style infra-red laser array to create depth maps for the images it takes and those depth maps are used in Instagram for automatic tilt-shift/depth-of-field effects that aren’t just circular or a straight line?
Because I would buy one of those. It’d be a lot better than one of those ridiculous Lytro things.
Anonymous asked: Have you done tumblrdatinggame(.)com yet?
Nope. And I’m not going to for reasons that should be obvious.
My girlfriend constantly asks me to tell her things, not specific things, just things. “Tell me something.” That’s all the prompting I get. I struggle with this and am rarely able to come up with anything off the top of my head, So I’ve decided to distil my thoughts into text again for the sake of preparedness.
I started this tumblr oh so many years ago with the intention of writing every day. That was all I intended to do, without fussing over the subject of what I wrote. I’ve tried to restart a couple of times over the years but once I’ve stopped, it seems that without a reason it’s hard for me to start again. Now I think I have a good reason.
And so the new title for my tumblr is ‘Practising for my girlfriend’, because that’s pretty much all this will be from now on. Hopefully.