For the next two weeks I will be exclusively reporting on all the Olympic news YOU NEED to know about.
Everything worth hearing about, seeing or even having any idea of will be reported here, exclusively, by me, for you, and no one else, in the world, ever. All other blogs and articles regarding the Olympics will be utter drivel and none of them will interest you or have any relevance in your life. You WILL fell national pride reading the articles soon to be here. Your heart will pump pure adrenaline and your tear ducts will immediately gush upon every meaningful victory from an athlete from your country.
Welcome to the Official Blog of the London Olympic Games. You will be affected.